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| What's up with Funk?! |
So ya, you bitched you moaned and now i've finally updated my website of death *music reaches a crescendo, the fireworks go off, everybody cheers and gives a standing ovation* Haha, ya right. Not twice in a lifetime. :} So anyway, it's Hallowe'en and everybody is getting freaky. The party's break out and people dress up in funky outfits, it's pretty much predictable for the most part, but fun nonetheless. I wanted to be the Crow this year because everybody else who tries to be him either totally makes a fool of themself, or leaves out details that just kill me and makes me want to strangle them. So after searching through tonnes of thrift shop clothing i had no such luck finding the black trench coat of my dreams, and my dream was shot down like all years preceeding. Instead, I just wrapped a t-shirt around my head, accessorized and went to the campus dance as a ninja. I also made a lame ass sword that was eventually stolen so my friend could smack girls across the ass and say that i did it (who would you believe a gay fireman, or a fucking ninja?) Next year I will be cooler, i'll show you, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!! With that said, let us get on with it, shall we...? | |||||||||||||||||||
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THUMBS UP - The New Green Day Cd- If you haven't heard this yet you deserve to get your nutsack (or equivalent) kicked into your anus. Get off your ass and go get this CD it's awesome. - legend of drunken master - Normally a Jackie Chan movie wouldn't be good enough for my thumbs up column, but this isn't a normal Jackie Chan movie. This is a COOL Jackie Chan movie, it's hilarious, it's got amazing martial arts, and it has a half decent story. The first possible chance you have see this movie... - CBC's documentary on the porno industry - Haha, this was a nice little surprise last weekend. I tip my hat to any and all who saw this gem of a documentary. - My blistering tennis serve of Spaz - Ok, scenario is this... Jamie's losing a game to his roommate about 4-2, and all of a sudden my serve is ON. I could aim it anywhere i want. So i aimed it right at my roommate (after the bounce of course). And he couldn't do anything, he'd try to chicken wing the ball and it would go flying way the fuck out of bounds. So what does he do? he begins to hit his racket against the ground as if to say "Jamie you're too tough an opponent" and then throws it against the fence and quits the game as if to say "Jamie you're too overwhelming, i give up" it was awesome :} THUMBS DOWN - Nude models that have a curious rash around their private part - People who wear pink and blue jackets and shout "it was an optical illusion" in class. - People who say "hey look, it's a pancake-pancake sandwich!" Then proceed to look as you with pathetic eyes as if to say "hey, wasn't that funny? why aren't you laughing, can i at least get a sympathy laugh?" - People who spaz while playing tennis. - People who yell "show us the gash!" at strip clubs. - Computer science class... SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!!
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| What;s My Beef Now?! |
What's Jamie's Beef now?! Ok, sitting on a seat that somebody's probably puked on or at least urinated on is bad enough when travelling public transit (busses and trains) people shouldn't have to put up with stupid ADD kids that deserve to have a bone kicked out of their ass. Kids that are soooo retarded they sit beside you and fart and say "What was that?". Reasonable people should have the power granted to them by the canadian gov't to kick the living shit out of kids like this. Break their arms, cut them off, anything that will make them shut up and bring happiness back to the general population. We should be able to beat them up so bad and brand them with the words "this happened because i'm stupid" across their forehead so their parents will know that they did a piss poor job raising this beast. Wow, that's a rant... Anyway, i hope you enjoyed this installment of my website, tune in next time for more "fun"... -- when that is i don't know -- till next time folks. | |||||||||||||||||||
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